Some Male Bashing Jokes

Male Bashing Jokes can take many forms, and commonly consider humour nowadays which can be liked by many females including males also.

In the well known media channels, after all the women bashing jokes or funny female jokes, male bashing jokes gaining attention of all. 

These jokes can be a big laughter for all women and men who can handle it.

Lets begin.

Men!!?
Men!!?
Men!!?
If You advise them, they think You are dominating;?
If you don’t, you are not doing anything!?
If they call,they are missing You;?
If You call, You are disturbing them!?
If they ask you anything,its their right;?
If you ask them,you are interfering!?
If they care,they luv you;❤
If you care,you are possessive?
So difficult….

Hats ?off to all women who handle them every day?!!!!!!?

I can guess you enjoyed the above one 😉 

Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some more male bashing jokes ????

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up ?

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? ✈
A: Who cares ? Just throw them.

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!! ? ?

Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ??
A: Dont know, havnt seen either

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business?

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift? ?
A: Exchange him!!

 

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!

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Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it!!!

✒…if we lose a pen, we can buy new one; but if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy it…so love your husband, coz all Dhakkans are important ????

Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver.

Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!…

Finally -Living with husband is a part of living………but living with the same husband for years is ‘art of living’!!!!!!!

Cheers??? to all married women.